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Me my son and "annoyingly humble" DEEZ3 leave my house in MD at 10 PM Friday night

We pick up TJS71 at exactly 11 PM in Dale City

We meet up with PLUVA, VIPER, DORITO, and "blind spot" sheshesheshiki near Richmond

WE drive a long ways and TJS71 tketh the midnight shift, I stay awake to talk to him

sheshesheshiki likes to drive in blind spot of person he follows..

we arive at some Denny's in some southern state and have breakfast...lady wants to separate us to two tables..I say FECK DET and pull three tables together and we eat lotsa breakfast.  About the time we are paying up, SHITF, JAMESCBR and RF9000 pull in while GUAPO stabs us by staying on highway

We are using super cool Verizon GPS map thingy and take an alternate route and then super cool gps thingy stops working...I make lotsa u-turns, but we make it to hotel at about noon and take a 3 hour nap

we go to jenny to get prime spots..at gate I tell lady that there are famous rappers in car behind us, she shold ask for autograph...next morning I find out that PLUVA tries to charge her for autograph so she tells him "she don't like no rap music anyway"

we get some good pit spots and head to APPLETBEES and have nice dinner with 13 folks

get good rest

Sunday (Day 1)

I go out to be gangsta on my new suspension but she pushes wide like a mutha, it's like riding a chopper..everyone and their brother (and sister JTB) passeth me..

I take my bike to *** GMD supsension GURU (more on this *** later) he tells me I have wrong spring on my shock for my weight but he will trade me even up..TJS71 help me take off spring and when I take shock to GMD guy asks me if this is how it came off bike, I say yes..he shows me collar has backed off and spring wasn;t doing anything, no wonder you pusheth wide..I put my *** back together after missing 1 3/4 sessions and go out

I much faster but my corner entry is SLOW (according to my son)

I start to stab sonme peeps but Guapo, DEEZ3, C3PO and TJS71 stab me numerous times while I patiently wait to get through traffic..my passing SUCKS

GUAPO try to help me, but he is too gangsta through traffic and hates getting stabbed while waiting on me to pass peoples, so he checketh out

I start to get good rhythms and pass some peoples who stab me earlier..JTB later tells me it doesn't count cuz I passeth her on straightaway she maketh me

I start to feel good and my son say my corner entry is better but I still a wimp on passing

I see Gupao come by me in Turn 1 so I say in my helmet, "I will latch on"  as I am going up through gears, I miss a gear and run off track into dirt at 120 MPH..my zx1000 liketh det dirt and she jumpeth with joy but she never fall down like humpitee dumpitee

I skeered now of det dirt and my leathers now stinketh

I close day with one session following TJS71, my best session of the day

I change my SUPER DUPER CORSAS for my beloved 209's in preperation for the next day and go to hotel, order pizza and watch good football

Monday (Day 2)

It raineth HARD all gangstas cept me Dorito, RF900, TJS71 and DEEZ 3 go out in rain

Armadillio proveth he is the mosteth gangsta in rain and stab every mutha out there, he is fun to watch

I finally say les go fellas and we head out..me and TJS71 line up first and every rain rider stab the heck out of us on first lap..I skeered of ZX1000000 throttle in rain (and seemingly everywhere else too)

every other dot comer lapeth me in rain

Track dries and I get two good sessions..I LOVE the 209's they sticketh like glue..

Lessons Learned

I lose a lot of speed over winter, peeps I stabeth last year stabeth me hard until last two sessions

I am Waaaaaaaaay out of shape physically and WILL begin regimen to correcteth that

JTB lieketh to talketh smack....but she is a smooth operator

Armadillio is best adverse conditions rider in the group

DEEZ3 is full of S H I T when he say he is slow

GMD is bad, ask SHITF

GUAPO is passer extraordinaire, I need to be much more agressive...

every DOT commer is nice and cool to hang with, yes EVERY one

TJS71s great guy and we talk for 10 hours about everything on way home..makes the trip go quick while DEEZ3 and my son snore in back seat

DORITO needs to prep bike before he gets to track 13 hours away, not after

PLUVA and VIPER are not famous rappers as they like to tell us they are

I meet Tonka and Babyninja, they are cool peoples

James CBR and sheshesheshiki is getting much faster, they will certainly get I bump soon

Shift is maniac and a true natural

RF9000 is also smooth rider and great to have around in pits, really a mellow dude in person good peoples

C3P0 is very fast rider

 

DET IS ALL

ZX1000's are good jumping bikes

 

 

"I skeered now of det dirt and my leathers now stinketh"

Please find a place for this line in your next hit single, LMAO...

 

 

greytop:

"annoyingly humble" DEEZ3

AINT ZET THE MOTHERFAUIN FRU

NEZZA YOU FASTER THEN SOME CTONROL RIDERS I KNOW

NICE ZEPORT GAYTRAP

WAS A NICE TIME RIDING WITH YOU FOR A LITTLE BITE

YOUR DAWGS WAS TELLING ME YOU RILLY WANT TO RIDE ON ME AND I KNEW YOU DID SO LAST SECTION OF THE DAY I TRY TO FIND YOU I PITE IN 2 TIME ON THE HOTPUT BUT I DIZZNT FIND YOU DAWWWWG I TRY

BUT WE FIND A MAYBE NEZT TIME WE RIDE TOGETHER

OTHER TRACK NOT SO GOOD FOR SMALL BIKE SO MAYBE YOU THE ONE LEAVE ME IN THE DUSTS

greytop:

I take my bike to a-s-s-h-o-l-e GMD supsension GURU (more on this a-s-s-h-o-l-e later)

LE PUPU

I DIZZNT EVER GIVE DET MY BUSINESS EVEN IF MY FROKS FALL OFF AND THEY THE ONLY MFS FOR 2,000 MILES

I RATHER INTALL SOME WOOD FORKS WHEN I CHOP DOWN SOME TREE

Super report Wade, .   I am like you, I ain't messing with that rain, until I get way up in the A class, if I ever make it there.

You got penske triple on rear? Cool.

One must realized that everybody has been off the track for a while, plus this is a different track. So, one can understand there should be no instant gangsta fast chit.

I knew JTB was going to bang a few, that track is made for SV.. Tight turns galore. Super glad everybody stayed upright..

 

Jenny was sweet, most definitely one of my favorite tracks.  Greytop, thanks for the ride and the comraderie. 

We must return to dat Jenny real soon. 

Great to see so many .com peeps ride well and keep it on two.

Now go practice riding the Zed10 on the back wheel you papusa.

GOOD REPORT SIRS.

AS ALWAYS... IT'S A BLAST HITTIN THE TRACK WITH YA.

I'M ONLY HOPIN I CAN PROGRESS LIKE YOU HAVE SO THAT I CAN KEEP UP




P.S.  WE STABBED DAT JENNY

TJS71:

Now go practice riding the Zed10 on the back wheel you papusa.

STEW.

IF YOU CANT RIDE DAT THING THROUGH THE CORNER WITH YOUR KNEE ON THE GROUND AND THE FRONT WHEEL IN THE AIR... THEN YOU DON'T BELONG ON A ZX100000 

greytop:

DORITO needs to prep bike before he gets to track 13 hours away, not after

MF... DA REBUILD CAME DOWN TO DA WIRE DIS TIME.

BUT SHE MAKE IT.

TJS71:

Now go practice riding the Zed10 on the back wheel you papusa.

since I dizznt care about my fame and pride shet..I now tell det story

 

 

so I pay these stipid GMD folks 50 bucks to check my suspension and he says he work with me all weekend to dial her in (since I install the PENSKE gangsta shet this winter)...I ride her and she feels "ok" on SUPER DUPER CORSAS

I change to DUNLOPE 209 and ride her...these tars stick so much better and give me mucho confidence so I ride her harder but she is starting to be light in front end.  I go back to MR GMD and tell him she is light in front end on exit now...he tells me, "if you can't steer that thing with the back tire, you need to ride a 600" and tells me to "deal with it"..I walk up to HOOTER's suspension guy and he tells me FOR FREE exactly what he would reccomend...

GMD can shove it..

 

good report mr greytop

and nice meeting u too

greytop:

he tells me, "if you can't steer that thing with the back tire, you need to ride a 600" and tells me to "deal with it"

cehowardrc51:

Super report Wade, .   I am like you, I ain't messing with that rain, until I get way up in the A class, if I ever make it there.

You got penske triple on rear? Cool.

One must realized that everybody has been off the track for a while, plus this is a different track. So, one can understand there should be no instant gangsta fast chit.

I knew JTB was going to bang a few, that track is made for SV.. Tight turns galore. Super glad everybody stayed upright..

 

 

DET'S DUE TO FACT OF BSR CRUSHING TEAM CUNSASTING OF DILLINGER, TRIPLESNACKS, AND ENDLESS BUMMERS MADE NO APPEARANCE AT DIS TRACK

cehowardrc51:

 plus this is a different track. So, one can understand there should be no instant gangsta fast chit.

This is the most FRU statment ever,

I know for me and a lot of peeps i talked to we were all rusty like crap + all the other drama with the bike and red flags it took forever to get any rythm going

so the gangsta riding didn't happen till the last session of the first day.  Some people got to see a nice show put of by some fast gangsta dot commers in expert: SHITF, APPRILIAMAN, 3CPO and I put a nice show for folkes by the fance watching.

In the intermediate group I watched all the dot commers ride their assess off.  All of them rode super gangsta, few that stood out the most was JTR riding Dilddos R6 man she was smoking hot on that thing i watched her late break so many fools I was like daiiiiiiiiimn you go girl

I also watched guapo and JT2417#$%* haull asss as the switched positions back and forth.  Most deff the most improved rider of the day was JT2417#$%*, we was riding so nice and i loved how he blipped the troatle so smooth for T1 .

Also watched DEEZ3 smoke that shiny R6, like everyone said, he talk himself down so much but he's a keep it in the DL gangsta ninja  .

Dorit did so well concidering he just came back from a crash and new rebuilt bike with a different setup

The rappers were smooth and cool as always

In bigginer, James, TinyNinja, and Tictac were riding nice, Tictac is sandbaging in the biginner group.  LOL, it time you came out of there man and start smashing in the "I" group

tinyT left home with a smile on her face... Hey like Cannon said "it's all about the happy endings"

James, the most impresive the he was just droping 10 and 5 second of his time everytime he came back.  The most quick learning fool out there

I might have forgot others, but these are the few people that I got a chance to see outhere concidering I had tongs of problems my self to work out that kept me busy and humble for the most part

rf900r:

cehowardrc51:

 plus this is a different track. So, one can understand there should be no instant gangsta fast chit.

This is the most FRU statment ever,

I know for me and a lot of peeps i talked to we were all rusty like crap + all the other drama with the bike and red flags it took forever to get any rythm going

so the gangsta riding didn't happen till the last session of the first day.  Some people got to see a nice show put of by some fast gangsta dot commers in expert: SHITF, APPRILIAMAN, 3CPO and WE put a nice show for folkes by the fance watching.

In the intermediate group I watched all the dot commers ride their assess off.  All of them rode super gangsta, few that stood out the most was JTR riding Dilddos R6 man she was smoking hot on that thing i watched her late break so many fools I was like daiiiiiiiiimn you go girl

I also watched guapo and JT2417#$%* haull asss as they switched positions back and forth.  Most deff the most improved rider of the day was JT2417#$%*, he was riding so nice and i loved how he blipped the troatle so smooth for T1 .

Also watched DEEZ3 smoke that shiny R6, like everyone said, he talk himself down so much but he's a keep it in the DL gangsta ninja  .

Dorito did so well concidering he just came back from a crash and new rebuilt bike with a different setup

The rappers were smooth and cool as always .  SOrry guys this is the last time am gong to say it LOL

In bigginer group: James, TinyNinja, shiskabob, and Tictac were riding nice, Tictac is sandbaging in the biginner group.  LOL, it time you came out of there man and start smashing in the "I" group

tinyT left home with a smile on her face... Hey like Cannon said "it's all about the happy endings"

James, the most impresive rider of the day he was just droping 10 and 5 second of his best time everytime he came back.  The most quick learning fool out there

I might have forgot others, but these are just a few people that I got a chance to see outhere concidering I had tongs of problems my self to work out that kept me busy and humble for the most part

rf900r:

cehowardrc51:

 plus this is a different track. So, one can understand there should be no instant gangsta fast chit.

This is the most FRU statment ever,

I know for me and a lot of peeps i talked to we were all rusty like crap + all the other drama with the bike and red flags it took forever to get any rythm going

so the gangsta riding didn't happen till the last session of the first day.  Some people got to see a nice show put of by some fast gangsta dot commers in expert: SHITF, APPRILIAMAN, 3CPO and I put a nice show for folkes by the fance watching.

In the intermediate group I watched all the dot commers ride their assess off.  All of them rode super gangsta, few that stood out the most was JTR riding Dilddos R6 man she was smoking hot on that thing i watched her late break so many fools I was like daiiiiiiiiimn you go girl

I also watched guapo and JT2417#$%* haull asss as the switched positions back and forth.  Most deff the most improved rider of the day was JT2417#$%*, we was riding so nice and i loved how he blipped the troatle so smooth for T1 .

Also watched DEEZ3 smoke that shiny R6, like everyone said, he talk himself down so much but he's a keep it in the DL gangsta ninja  .

Dorit did so well concidering he just came back from a crash and new rebuilt bike with a different setup

The rappers were smooth and cool as always

In bigginer, James, TinyNinja, and Tictac were riding nice, Tictac is sandbaging in the biginner group.  LOL, it time you came out of there man and start smashing in the "I" group

tinyT left home with a smile on her face... Hey like Cannon said "it's all about the happy endings"

James, the most impresive the he was just droping 10 and 5 second of his time everytime he came back.  The most quick learning fool out there

I might have forgot others, but these are the few people that I got a chance to see outhere concidering I had tongs of problems my self to work out that kept me busy and humble for the most part

DIS WHOLE POST IS FRU.  ALL OF DET

SPECIALLY JTBIZZLE TEARIN IT UP ON DET R6.

SHE GONNA MAKE ALOTTA DUDES CRY

its been so long since I rode...wish i could help out some with the suspension feel and all.....

Looks nice when you.....

vonstallin:

its been so long since I rode

DAAAAAAAWG

WE MISSSING YOU

I KNOW YOU RIDE IT ONE DAY HOMEY

I not start my own tread....

I like Jenny....she nice this time. I stab da chit out of the "I" group....and some .commers

Traffic was like 270 at 5 pm on Friday...hard to get a clean lap in. I worked on passing like a mofo...sorry to those still bleeding. I had fun time and like the new bonk. She take care of me and feels much better. Realized that I have TONS of stuff to work on.

Need to analyze the track better to find the best line.

Work on passing more ALOT more

Smoother on the throttle and earlier...wearing the new tire out quick

Form

I realize I don't like MD when it's 30 degrees out and snowing

PS....I not gonna be humble anymore, I'm gonna stab da FAUK outta everyone . To bad that all the videos of my stabbing folks, didn't seem to make it on the board.

greytop:

TJS71:

Now go practice riding the Zed10 on the back wheel you papusa.

since I dizznt care about my fame and pride shet..I now tell det story

 

 

so I pay these stipid GMD folks 50 bucks to check my suspension and he says he work with me all weekend to dial her in (since I install the PENSKE gangsta shet this winter)...I ride her and she feels "ok" on SUPER DUPER CORSAS

I change to DUNLOPE 209 and ride her...these tars stick so much better and give me mucho confidence so I ride her harder but she is starting to be light in front end.  I go back to MR GMD and tell him she is light in front end on exit now...he tells me, "if you can't steer that thing with the back tire, you need to ride a 600" and tells me to "deal with it"..I walk up to HOOTER's suspension guy and he tells me FOR FREE exactly what he would reccomend...

GMD can shove it..

JTB told me...

Shift showed me...

I TRIIIIIIIIIIED to tell you.

 

Hooters... best $40 I spent all weekend.